Slowpoke Rodriguez

After the members of BDF moved out of the neighborhood, Slowpoke's Bodega saw an incredible decline in sales. With alcohol sales suffering, Slowpoke turned to peddling crack over the counter. With the Police Precinct right across the street, this turned out to be almost as stupid a move as selling beer to minors. Slowpoke was arrested and nearly deported, but his high-priced lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, got him off on a technicality. After the trial, Slowpoke sold his Bodega, and bought a mansion in Puerto Rico. He still remembers the good old days when he managed to run a business while speaking very little English and made a fortune off of selling 40s of Crazy Horse to 17-year-olds. He proudly displays his autographed BDF portrait on the mantle over his fireplace.

Mike "Jerksoffalot"

After graduating from Fairfield, Mike got a job working with Michael Knight Enterprises, making up part of the team responsible for creating the world famous, super-intelligent, talking, jet black sportscar, "KIT". During that job, he had the fortunate opportunity of meeting David Hasselhoff. Mr. Hasselhoff was kind enough to share some of his musical experiences with Mike, and Mike was inspired by the creative genius. He wrote some songs of his own, and set off on a world tour. With songs like "Someone Toilet Papered My Room" and "My Car Is Parked At Dolan", he was an immediate hit in Japan and Europe. Unfortunately, Mike never did make it big in America. However, his fan club, based in Belgium, boasts over 100 members! BDF hopes to get Mike to make a cameo appearance on their next album.