R.A.G.

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The R.A.G. Drinking Game


Developed during freshman year at Fairfield, this game originated as total Anarchy. With Chris Lyons making a significant contribution to its development, the original version of the RAG Drinking Game involved simply picking a card, turning it over, and drinking. What was on the card was irrelevant. You just fuckin drank. Over time, some rules were developed for the cards to make it a bit more entertaining. We've attempted to remember all the rules for every card. But come on. That was several years and thousands of beers ago. Our memories are a bit faded. So if anybody has a correction or clarification on any of these rules, please let us know! In the meantime, get a few cases of beer (or a keg), a deck of cards, and see if you can keep up with the legends!

 

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Result

2 The person who picks the card says "Oh, I drink!". Everybody else in the room says "Me TOO!" (Get it? Me too? Me two? The card is the 2? Ok, so it's not that funny, just shut the fuck up and drink.) Everybody drinks.
3 The person who picks the card drinks three times. Pretty fuckin simple.
4 "Four For The Door" (that shit rhymes!) Probably the most exciting and painful card. The person who chooses this card has 10 seconds to get to any doorknob and touch it. Everybody else in the room gets to try and stop them, by any means possible. This could involve tackling, sitting on, kicking, and tripping. If the person makes it (which is rare), everybody else drinks. If the person doesn't make it to the door in time, they drink. And, of course, spilling a beer during the Anarchy is a major foul and requires everybody to drink heavily.
5 "Beer Wave" Everybody stands up. The person who picked the card would then say "Go!" and everybody begins drinking their beer. The person must continue drinking until the person before them stops. It starts with the person who chose the card, and continues around in the same order that the cards are being drawn. So the second person can stop any time after the first person stops drinking, and the last person in the wave can not stop drinking until everybody else has stopped. Be kind to those behind you in the wave, because you might just be last next time!
6 "Satan" The number 6 happens to be one of the numbers in "666". Come to think of it, it's the only number in "666". When this card is drawn, everybody makes an "Evil" or "Satantic" sounding noise. Everybody then drinks.
7 "Lucky 7" When this card is drawn, it's lucky! That means everybody is lucky enough to drink! Drink!
8 On the count of 8, everybody drinks. The person who picked the card then proceeds to countdown like so: "Ready? 1.....2....8!" Everybody drinks.
9 When this card was picked, the person who picked it would make some kind of physical gesture. Typical moves would be something like sticking your finger in your ear, touching your nose, or crossing your legs. The last person in the room to catch on and repeat the gesture must drink heavily. This is a good card to get back at those players who are easily distracted by non-drinking related things. Catch them with this card, and make them drink, sending them the message "Pay the fuck attention, asshole!"
10 "10 Bottles Of Beer" The classic song is sung by all: "10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, what a waste of alcohol!" At the conclusion of the song, everybody yells "Drink!" and then, well, you drink of course!
Jack When a Jack is drawn, all the guys in the room have to drink.
Queen When a Queen is drawn, all the girls in the room have to drink. If there are no girls present (for some ridiculous reason, most girls don't find the RAG Drinking Game to be their idea of fun), then the person who drew the card chooses someone in the room and makes them drink "for being a Queer".
King Keg stand! The person who picked this card has to do a keg stand. If there is no keg around, improvise. What we used to do was put a beer on the floor, and put a straw in it. The person would then put their hands on the floor, and their legs lifted over their head by two people. They then proceeded to drink their beer through the straw. Kinda like a keg stand, no? Ok, well how about at least some points for creativity?
Ace (other than Spades) Anarchy! Everybody drinks!
Ace of Spades Total anarchy! Everybody finishes their beer. This ends the game. If it is too early in the game, feel free to slip this card back into the middle of the deck. If you want a real hardcore game, take this card out before you begin!