Beer Drinking Fools

BDF Christmas Songs!

Celebrate the Holidays with these BDF classics!

Ho ho ho!

Frosty Cold Yeungling (Hear it Now!)

(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Frosty cold Yeungling
Put that bottle in my hand
With a golden cap and and the greenest glass
Two for here, and two to go

When I was in college
The Yeungling was real cheap
5 bucks a pitcher cuz we weren't much richer
Then the guy with red Boone's Farm teeth

There must have been some magic in that old beer bong we found
Cuz when I did a twenty count the room began to spin around!

Ohhhhhh...
Frosty cold Yeungling
Grab a pint and start to dance
I sure am cold and I've just been told
That I've seemed to piss my pants

Here Comes Heineken (Hear it Now!)

(Sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus")

Here comes Heineken
Here comes Heineken
Right down Heineken lane
Blitzen and Schlitzen and all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins

Room is spinning
Santa’s grinning
All is merry and bright
Put on your drinkin shoes
And get ready for booze
Cause Heineken comes tonight!

Here comes Heineken
Here comes Heineken
Right down Heineken lane
3 liters tall and jolly and green
And rattling my brain

Wish upon a star
And meet me at the bar
What a beautiful sight
Deck the halls
And say g'bye to yer balls
Cause Heineken comes tonight!

Deck The Halls (Hear it Now!)

(Sung to the tune of "Deck The Halls")

Deck the halls with kegs of Guinness
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to drink Guinness
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Now we drink our kegs of Guinness
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Something something kegs of Guinness
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Rudolph The Red-Faced Barkeep

(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Rudolph the red-faced barkeep
Had a really shiny face
And when he gives you a buyback
You might say, "I like this place!"

All of the tavern patrons
Used to laugh and give him crap
They never gave poor Rudolph
A moment free to change the tap

Then when foggy Christmas Eve
BDF stumbled in
"Rudolph with your frosty pints
Won't you get us drunk tonight?!"

Then all the patrons loved him
As they shouted out and cheered,
"Rudolph the red-faced barkeep,
Pour us all another beer!"


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