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How Drunk Are You?!
Answer the questions, and science will calculate how drunk you are!
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How drunk are you? |
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Do you like drinking beer? - Yes No Do you like drinking other types of alcohol? - Yes No Do you look forward to flu season for the cough syrup? - Yes No Have you ever eaten a live animal after a few beers? - Yes No Ever stick your tongue in a fan? - Yes No Does Tequila ever make you get out of a moving car? - Yes No On the highway? - Yes No Have you fallen out of any windows lately? - Yes No Do you name your pets after alcoholic beverages? - Yes No Ever wake up in the wrong state? - Yes No The wrong country? - Yes No Ever drop a sausage off the BBQ into used motor oil and then eat it anyway? - Yes No Do you fall into the bushes when you are drunk? - Yes No If so, is it on purpose? - Yes No On an average night, do you thoroughly enjoy meat on a stick? - Yes No If you go to a bar, order a few beers, and then discover that the mixed drinks are super-strong, do you quickly switch to rum and cokes? - Yes No Have you ever gone hogging then woke up drunk and left his/her place still thinking he/she was hot? - Yes No Ever find a cigarette butt in your drink and not really mind it? - Yes No Do you listen to Creed? - Yes No Matchbox 20? - Yes No Can you Name 4 variations of Milwaukees Best products? - Yes No Have you ever woken up next to someone that you don't know? - Yes No Was that person the same sex as you? - Yes No Have you ever gotten into a fist fight with someone because "ain't no one calling ME a homosapien and gettin' away with it!"? - Yes No Have you gone to a zoo and after a few overpriced brews tried to actually spank a monkey? - Yes No Have you ever lit a bag of poo on your own doorstep? - Yes No Have you ever woken up with a tattoo that you don't remember getting? - Yes No Was it of someone's name? - Yes No Did you not recognize the name as someone you know ? - Yes No Does riding on the roof of a car seem like a good idea to you? - Yes No Through a tunnel? - Yes No Through a tunnel while throwing m-80�s? - Yes No Do you tend to run stop signs? - Yes No Do you tend to run OVER stop signs? - Yes No Do you not even SEE the stop signs? - Yes No Have you ever sung karaoke? - Yes No Did you think you were great? - Yes No Did you offer to sign autographs after you were finished? - Yes No Have you ever woken up and not remember where you parked your car? - Yes No Did you leave all the windows rolled down? - Yes No Do you think �Leaving Las Vegas� would make a good TV series? - Yes No Have you ever seen "Beer: The Movie" ? - Yes No Does �Clean and Sober� starring michael Keaton get filed under �Horror� in your video collection?? - Yes No Do you cringe and get depressed when you spill a drink in a bar? - Yes No Do you cringe and get depressed when someone else spills a drink? - Yes No Have you ever brought back empty bottles to collect the 5 cent deposit, only to spend that money on more beer? - Yes No Have you ever had an alcho-pop in order to "not drink for a bit"?? - Yes No Have you ever considered the lime in your Corona to be your daily intake of vitamin C?? - Yes No Have you ever blamed you hangover on mixing drinks and not the fact that you had 6 beers, 4 shots, and 3 gin and tonics in 2 hours? - Yes No Do you always wear a hat just so you have a convenient recepticle to puke in? - Yes No And, finally, are you drunk right now? - Yes No |
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